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The Fool of Law

Here's Senator Lindsey Graham demonstrating quite masterfully that Attorney General Eric Holder couldn't pass a 6th Grade Civics class.

Must read: More on Holder

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There's imbecilic, and then there's Obama-level stupid

Watch this speech by Obama in teleprompter "reaction" to the Ft. Hood Islamic terrorist shooting spree:



First, a tone deaf immature "shout out" to a "Congressional Medal of Honor" winner.

Later we find that the shooter, a Muslim and Army Major, was being monitored by the FBI for making statements in support of Islamic suicide bombings and other terrorist attacks.

That's right, the same Justice Department currently busy under Obama's orders seeking to prosecute military personnel for the methods employed in interrogating terrorist detainees failed to inform the Army that one of their soldiers (with access to all the weapons an Army base can provide) is under suspicion for terrorist sympathies.

While we're at war.

But, that itself only makes Obama stupid enough to retain his leftist street credentials.

How do you clinch Obama-level stupid from mere natural leftist imbecility beyond denying an Islamic terrorist attack is an Islamic terrorist attack?

The "Congressional Medal of Honor winner" Obama gave a "shout out" to IS NOT A CONGRESSIONAL MEDAL OF HONOR WINNER.

This isn't a President. This is a Championship-level Competitive Paint Chip Eater.

Our Messiah Obama's Latest Miracles

Governor races that Obama interceded in on behalf of incumbent Democrats convinced voters to elect Republicans, dealing a nice portrait of the shape of things to come in 2010 and 2012.

Happy Hallowe'en

Hallowe'en Nightmare 2009: Secretary of State Hillary Clinton gives America's "little red button" to the Russians

An Efficient Waste of Time

The Crank Files is not anti-Obama all the time. Sometimes, our Divine President does something noteworthy.

Statisticians have now confirmed a new miracle from our Messiah.

His Holiness Barack Hussein Obama has played more rounds of golf in the last 9 months than President Bush did in 8 years two and a half years!

If the numbers hold true for the rest of his four year term, Obama will leave office in January 2013 having played at least 10 and a half times as much golf as Bush did in eight years.

That's impressive.