There's imbecilic, and then there's Obama-level stupid

Watch this speech by Obama in teleprompter "reaction" to the Ft. Hood Islamic terrorist shooting spree:



First, a tone deaf immature "shout out" to a "Congressional Medal of Honor" winner.

Later we find that the shooter, a Muslim and Army Major, was being monitored by the FBI for making statements in support of Islamic suicide bombings and other terrorist attacks.

That's right, the same Justice Department currently busy under Obama's orders seeking to prosecute military personnel for the methods employed in interrogating terrorist detainees failed to inform the Army that one of their soldiers (with access to all the weapons an Army base can provide) is under suspicion for terrorist sympathies.

While we're at war.

But, that itself only makes Obama stupid enough to retain his leftist street credentials.

How do you clinch Obama-level stupid from mere natural leftist imbecility beyond denying an Islamic terrorist attack is an Islamic terrorist attack?

The "Congressional Medal of Honor winner" Obama gave a "shout out" to IS NOT A CONGRESSIONAL MEDAL OF HONOR WINNER.

This isn't a President. This is a Championship-level Competitive Paint Chip Eater.

Our Messiah Obama's Latest Miracles

Governor races that Obama interceded in on behalf of incumbent Democrats convinced voters to elect Republicans, dealing a nice portrait of the shape of things to come in 2010 and 2012.

Happy Hallowe'en

Hallowe'en Nightmare 2009: Secretary of State Hillary Clinton gives America's "little red button" to the Russians

An Efficient Waste of Time

The Crank Files is not anti-Obama all the time. Sometimes, our Divine President does something noteworthy.

Statisticians have now confirmed a new miracle from our Messiah.

His Holiness Barack Hussein Obama has played more rounds of golf in the last 9 months than President Bush did in 8 years two and a half years!

If the numbers hold true for the rest of his four year term, Obama will leave office in January 2013 having played at least 10 and a half times as much golf as Bush did in eight years.

That's impressive.

Worst President of the 21st Century

President Obama has a new lifetime achievement to add to his resume atop his career as a champion crayon eater, community activist staple gun loader, absentee Senator, and America's first elected Messianic President.

Obama's approval ratings have dropped faster than Bill Clinton's pants in an all women fat farm. In fact, Obama's poll numbers have nosedived faster than any President in 50 years!

George W. Bush continues to be the greatest president of the 21st Century, and Obama is no where near challenging that.

Rush Limbaugh: Too Controversial For the NFL?!

Might as well blow some steam here.

Longtime readers of the Crank Files know I have an absurd fanatical belief that the St. Louis Rams will one day realize they are in the regular season before the 8th week, or at least realize they're in a game before the 4th quarter.

I know, it's silly.

But I've also made it known that the problem begins at the top. The Rams have not done anything since 2000 when they won the Super Bowl. Part of this is because the team owner then (Georgia Frontiere) failed to hold upper management accountable for hiring decisions and we've been saddled with head coach vs. front office issues. Dick Vermeil "retired" then went to Kansas City to coach the Chiefs. Mike Martz (love him or hate him) built an impressive offense around Kurt Warner, Marshall Faulk, Isaac Bruce, and Torry Holt. But he failed to do what the front office required of him, which was French kiss their assholes, so he was canned. We lost Defensive Coordinator Lovie Smith, who became head coach at the Chicago Bears and took them to victory in the Super Bowl. We lost QB Kurt Warner to the Giants (now he's with the Cardinals in Arizona). We have yet to replace him with an NFL caliber quarterback.

Then, Georgia Frontiere died, leaving the team to her children, who also know absolutely less than nothing about football. Compounding the error of hiring Scott Linehan to replace Mike Martz, when Linehan was fired they gave his job to Jim Haslett, who held the job of defensive coordinator despite never coordinating the defense. That Haslett was not talked into blowing his brains out over an empty bottle of vodka instead of put into actual consideration to be hired as head coach is proof positive that Frontiere's children know even less about football than she did.

And now comes Steve Spagnuolo, former Giants defensive coordinator, as head coach, a sop to anti-Haslett sentiment and not much else, emphasis upon not much else. At this writing, the Rams are 0-6 and no credible person believes they'll win a game this year. Spaghetti-O's 4-3 "blitz philosophy" might work, but not with defensive tackles that even Seattle's QB Matt Hasselbeck can knock over two at a time with one arm.

I have faith that even God Almighty Himself could not create a more inept football team than the 2009 Rams. Sorry God, strike me dead if you like, but I doubt you could make a worse team.

The Rams suck all around. The people on our sidelines with the most knowledge of the game of football wave friggin' pom-poms in short short mini-skirts.

Enter conservative talk radio host Rush Limbaugh. The Rams are up for sale, and he has the money to buy them. And further, with no-brainer statements like "Donovan McNabb is over-rated" it is obvious that Rush Limbaugh possesses an intimate knowledge of the workings of football the Rams organization haven't seen in years outside of their cheerleading squad.

But Limbaugh was blocked from buying the Rams because he's "too controversial."

It's too bad. Perhaps if Rush Limbaugh opened a dogfighting arena on his property like Michael Vick or killed people in drunk driving accidents like Leonard Little he'd be a shoe-in.

/rant off

blog burnout

I'm taking a loud, rockin break.