Generating buzz
Sometimes when I'm running for President, I'll take a break and watch what the other candidates are doing, taking notes and grading performances.
John McCain gets this past week's highest grade for his medical records document dump / blasting televangelist John Hagee / public balloon testing running mate rumors with 3 popular conservative Republican state governors making the seen-meeting-with list combo move, all executed precisely upon Memorial Day weekend.
The media literally doesn't know what to talk about. [If my old ex-journalism professor in college is reading this, this is what I meant by "the problem with the idea of intentionally writing on an 8th grade vocabulary level for the widest audience possible is that most 8th graders are smarter than journalism professors."]
Meanwhile, Hillary Clinton gives the media something to talk about. Hillary Clinton claims she is staying in the race because Barack Hussein Obama could be assassinated like Robert Kennedy any minute now.


