The merry-go-round broke down...

The Congressional Budget Office calculates the federal deficit for budget year 2010 has exceeded the entire budget year 2009's spending deficits in just the first quarter of 2010.

President Obama, who QUADRUPLED the federal deficit in the first six months of his socialist war on the US economy, proposes that the solution for the government spending more money than it takes in is to spend even more money the government doesn't have.

Obama is proposing a new "economic stimulus" multi-billion dollar spending spree atop of the previous one he authorized earlier this year that was touted to be a check against rising unemployment yet succeeded in raising the national unemployment rate from around 7.5% to just under 11%. At the present rate of increase, national unemployment figures will have nearly doubled by the one-year anniversary of Obama's first boondoggle. (Apparently people are not being unemployed fast enough.)

In some bittersweet news, Obama's 47% first year of office job approval rating is the lowest first year approval rating of any President in US history, which supports my long-held view that the quickest way to convince people that the party that can't even manage to run a small metropolitan city efficiently should never be placed in charge of the whole damned nation is to put that party in power over the whole nation and watch the trainwreck.

Unfortunately, this trainwreck has three more years to go.

What the fuck?

If you came here looking for something to get extremely pissed off about, look no further:

An Islamic organization with documented ties to the terrorist group Hamas will indoctrinate troops at Ft. Hood on being "sensitive to Islam."

What could terrorist sympathizers from the ISNA teach our troops about Islam that the motherfucking meteorite worshipper that killed 13 people and wounded 31 others at Ft. Hood didn't?

Give 'Em What They Want

Iranian-occupied Persia has just announced that it intends to defy the international community by building ten new uranium enrichment facilities.

Now, it would seem to me that Iran would have no need for a uranium enrichment program if their nuclear reactors were obliterated off of the face of the Earth by heavy bombing.

But, we have leftist Democrats in charge of foreign policy rather than intelligent people, so our approach to this new problem will be a meandering mix of half-measures and toothless diplomatic expressions. Particularly distressing is the fact that our Secretary of State is the wife of the President that gave North Korea everything they needed to construct atomic bombs.

But maybe we can get these leftist Democrats to embrace their inner Truman.



Give them nuclear weapons, delivered by Tomahawk Land Attack Missiles. Give them as many as they want until they ask us to stop.

sound the alarm

Hit the switch, it's time to call some bullshit.

Anthropogenic climate change scientists are trying to explain away how hacked emails reveal they've purposely skewed data modelling for years to achieve their various "global warming" nightmare scenarios, while at the same time claiming that the hacked emails are faked (thus not really hacked?), while at the same time seeking investigations into who hacked the emails (that they claim are faked).

[Regardless, it is time to stop global warming once and for all. All we have to do is keep installing data sampling thermometers in the Artic until the average global temperature goes down. We can even move thermometers out of the deserts and into the snowy mountains if it helps. Simple.]

After traveling the world more in 10 months of office than any other President has done in a four year term, and after playing more golf in 9 months than President Bush did in 2.5 years, President Obama is going to announce his long awaited strategy for the war in Afghanistan. Next week. Check local listings. Have your historic momentometers ready.

[Yes we can! Yes we can!]

In Iraq, US Navy SEALs are up on charges of punching a captured terrorist that killed four security contractors and hung their burned corpses over a bridge in Fallujah back in 2004. They will face courts martial hearings under the potentially harsh penalties of the Uniform Code of Military Justice.

[They should have plotted to hijack planes and fly them into his house, to get their cases moved to a federal court.]

White House press corps staple Helen Thomas is thankful for a "Black President" this Thanksgiving.

[Them damned honky Presidents past should have wrote her questions for her, the beeyotches]

The national unemployment rate for October 2009 rose to 10.2% (the Bureau of Labor Statistics will released November's numbers on 12/4/2009). Gold prices are over $1,100 an ounce, the value the US dollar is in the toilet, Obama has over quadrupled the federal deficit in his first year in office, and oil prices are projected to exceed $100 a barrel in the coming year, and Clinton-era income taxation combined with Obama's new taxation will hit next year as Bush's tax cuts expired in October.

[But the economy is getting better, for those with security clearances high enough to get a summer job cutting grass on Obama's golf course. He's saving jobs, yo.]

AWOL

I'll be back in a few. Happy Thanksgiving!

The Fool of Law

Here's Senator Lindsey Graham demonstrating quite masterfully that Attorney General Eric Holder couldn't pass a 6th Grade Civics class.

Must read: More on Holder

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